Stop Your Knicked British Flag - British Retro Cushion

Add a touch of British humour to your home with the Stop You're Nicked cushion. Featuring a classic British policeman with the phrase "Ello Ello Ello" against a Union Jack backdrop, this playful design brings a smile to any setting.

The image pays homage to the traditional British bobby, a symbol of law and order, often depicted with a no-nonsense attitude and a touch of dry wit.

Martin Wiscombe, a Dorset-based artist, is renowned for his vintage-inspired artwork, capturing the character of everyday life in a timeless way. His unique designs add charm and personality to any setting.

Handmade in the UK, this cushion is available in two premium fabric choices:

• Cotton Linen – A natural, textured fabric for a classic look.
• Super Soft Velvet Velour – A luxurious, soft-touch fabric for added comfort.

Available Sizes:

• 45cm x 45cm
• 60cm x 60cm

Select Your Preferred Filling:

• Cover Only (No Pad) – Ideal if you already have a cushion pad.
• ECO Fibre Fill – A soft, eco-conscious alternative.
• Feather Fill – For a plush, indulgent feel.

Printed on One Side, with a complementary backing fabric.

Optional Extra: Silver Piping, adding a refined finishing touch.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Exclusive Martin Wiscombe artwork – A playful take on British policing.
• Handmade in the UK – Crafted with care for long-lasting quality.
• Bright and playful – A fun addition to any home.
• Perfect for gifting – Ideal for fans of British humour and retro designs.

A cushion that’ll have everyone saying "Ello Ello Ello" – no crime committed!

Shipping information

We aim to dispatch all goods within 3-5 business days from the order date.

If you need any items sooner than this please call the the We Love Cushions team on 0208 801 5491 or email info@welovecushions.co.uk and we will do our best to accommodate your request.

Last date to place orders for UK Christmas delivery, Thursday 18th December, no later than 1pm.

UK Shipping

International Shipping

We are delighted to be able to now offer extensive international shipping. If you need something sending to a country not shown within the checkout, please email info@welovecushions.co.uk for a postage quote.

Collection

We're sorry but we do not offer any Click and Collect service.

Returns & Refunds

If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, simply return the item or items to us in their original condition within 14 days of receipt, we offer an exchange or refund. The item is your responsibility until it reaches us. For your own protection, we recommend that you send the parcel using a delivery service that insures you for the value of the goods.

Faulty or Wrong Items

If the item you received is faulty or is not what you originally ordered, please email info@welovecushions.co.uk quoting your name and address, details of the product and the reason for return. We will then advise you on how to proceed with the return.

Distance Selling Regulations

Under the United Kingdom's distance selling regulations, you have the right to cancel your order for any item purchased from welovecushions.co.uk for a full refund. Order cancellations must be made in writing, within 7 days of delivery of your item(s), and can be sent by e-mail info@welovecushions.co.uk. Once you have cancelled your order, the goods should be returned to the same address, in their original condition, within 14 days of receipt. The item is your responsibility until it reaches us. For your own protection, we recommend that you send the parcel using a delivery service that insures you for the value of the goods